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(Posted by the Irreverent One)  We all know what a muffin top is, right? For those that don’t, it’s the fat that blows over the top of your pants. And, not just the front of your pants, but it actually spills over the entire circumference of your pants! Get the picture? Well, dating as a woman with a newly acquired muffin top (and muffin other parts for that matter) has its challenges. Dating challenge #1 – house pants: it’s really hard to impress a man when you’re wearing house pants 24/7 because that’s the only comfortable pair of pants you own. I used to think that house pants rocked and I wore them a good portion of 2009 after I lost my job and became a lady of leisure, but I had no idea how BAD it was to wear them all the time! All of a sudden – BOOM – I’m 10 lbs heavier! When did this happen?? I forgot these god damn comfy pants expand to accommodate the copious amounts of incoming food and beer! And, oh!! What about the new crop of cottage cheese that I found on my ass? What the hell is that? Listen here cheese – the muffin top might be able to hide inside the cozy house pants but you my friend, you cannot hide because your little dimples show right through the fabric of the pants!  Here’s a solution to this problem. Wear jeans 24/7 – even to bed! Jeans come with a built-in fat-o-meter that kind of works like the guard rail on the highway. As you approach the guard rail, provided you aren’t asleep at the wheel, you swerve before you hit then put down the beer and hamburger and head for the gym. However, if you’re one of the unlucky ones (like me!) and you fall asleep at the wheel, you wake up 7 months later from your food-enduced coma to find yourself resting your arms on your new muffin top baby who has escaped the confines of your jeans! Dating challenge #2 – the back boob: What is it? It’s the fat near the middle of your back that you weren’t acutely aware of until you put on your bra. This is your back boob made out of back fat that’s formed by the tension of your bra strap. What’s a guy gonna think of this? For this challenge, I have a couple solutions. 1) Go bra-less and put tape on your nipples. 2) Accept the back fat because believe it or not, even the skinny bitches have some so don’t beat yourself up. And, back fat is nothing compared to man boobs that require “The Bro!” But, if you’re really self-conscious about it when you’re on a date, only let the guy see you coming…not going…and if you do go, walk out backwards then think of some excuse as to why you did that when you’re in the restroom reapplying lipstick.

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B2B trade buy and sell supply factory import export It has finally come to this. GM. No, I don’t mean filing for and reemerging from bankruptcy. I mean building a couple of new products that are truly as good as the people at GM say they are. Well, maybe not that good, but a damn sight closer to what is real than is generally the case. A car and a crossover. The Buick LaCrosse and the Chevrolet Equinox. Too bad they didn’t come out sooner. Say three years ago. I don’t think they would have necessarily saved GM from having to file papers with the U.S. Bankruptcy Court for the Southern District of New York, but they would have made the position of the New GM one heck of a lot stronger. What’s more, had those vehicles come out three years ago, GM would have had more cars on dealer lots today that more than viable, and more cars ready to come out of the product development pipeline. wholesale buyer seller importer buying selling COPYRIGHT 2009 Gardner Publications, Inc. COPYRIGHT 2009 Gale, Cengage Learning

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REDMOND, WA — 03/10/10 — As part of its continuing effort to enhance the lives of residents in its retirement and assisted living communities, Aegis Living ( www.aegisliving.com ) has selected Prolitec Inc. ( www.prolitec.com ) to introduce aromatherapy to public areas in all 35 of its senior living facilities in Washington, California and Nevada.Following an initial installation in the new Aegis of Bellevue (Wash.) community, the Redmond-based company contracted with Prolitec to roll out the systems to the remainder of its communities over the course of 2010, with several installations now under way. The systems from Milwaukee-based Prolitec will condition the air in lobbies and hallways with tiny amounts of a scent created especially for Aegis. Aegis’ scent, called ‘Serene,’ is a blend of chamomile, aromatic lavender and other complementary and proprietary ingredients. Chamomile reduces stress and anxiety and is used to treat insomnia, while lavender relaxes the body. According to a Duke University study, the scent of lavender relaxed participants as much as a massage. Depending on the community’s mechanical system, Aegis’ proprietary scent will be dispersed in the designated common areas through a variety of HVAC or wall-mounted delivery systems from Prolitec. As the program evolves, residents will also be given the opportunity to have aromatherapy in their individual units through Prolitec’s Air/Q Whole Room ( www.airq.com ) system for an additional monthly charge. “Already known as one of the premier operators of retirement and assisting living communities, Aegis is taking another step forward in raising the standards for better senior living with the introduction of aromatherapy,” said Richard Weening, CEO of Prolitec. “The scent that we developed for them will make residents feel better and they don’t have to do anything, just breathe in the air.” “Prolitec is the technology leader in the safe and sensible use of scent in public spaces ,” added Jerry Meyer, COO of Aegis. “We chose Prolitec because they have a customer-focused, high-standards culture like Aegis and they understand the special requirements of senior communities.” About Prolitec Prolitec ( www.prolitec.com ) is a world leader in the development and deployment of innovative air-treatment and air care technologies including odor control, ambient scenting , aromatherapy and the use of scent as a medium of communication. Clients include retailers, hotels, casinos and other commercial organizations in the U.S. and in 20 countries around the world. Prolitec’s Aerobiology and Infection Control Unit develops human-safe and green systems for controlling pests and killing airborne and surface bacteria and viruses. About Aegis Living Aegis Living is a national leader in retirement and assisted living, offering a progressive selection of senior residences to meet the growing needs of today’s aging population. Providing the finest in senior lifestyle and living options available, “We are the people who make life better” emphasizes health, quality of life, well being and community. Aegis Living is guided by a simple philosophy: strive to treat all people with the highest possible standards. Founded in 1997 and headquartered in Redmond, Washington, privately held Aegis Living operates 35 communities in Washington, California and Nevada. Additional information about Aegis Living and its services are available at www.AegisLiving.com . Follow us on Twitter @twitter.com/aegisliving and Facebook at http://bit.ly/OUNyR . Read more…

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President Barack Obama speaks at St. Charles High School in St. Charles, Mo. , about health care reform Wednesday, March 10, 2010.

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(NaturalNews) There are a lot of good products in the superfood “greens” category, but few great ones. Now, a new contender joins the field from SunWarrior, the company that brought you SunWarrior Protein products (which remain among my top-recommended plant-based protein products). The new product? SunWarrior Ormus Greens . It’s not a protein product and not a meal replacement powder: It’s a nutrient-dense “greens” product made primarily with oat grass, barley grass and wheat grass. They may not sound so impressive at first, but it’s where and how these grasses are organically grown that makes all the difference. SunWarrior Ormus Greens is grown in the United States. More specifically, it’s grown in “pristine ancient sea beds” in Utah and Arizona, according to SunWarrior. That not only means the company exercises direct quality control over the ingredients (unlike grasses that are typically imported from other countries then blended into superfood products), but Ormus Greens also benefits from the full array of macro minerals and trace minerals found in these ancient sea beds. There’s also something else. Something I call the “Ormus factor.” I’ll talk more about that in a minute, but first here’s the list of ingredients in SunWarrior Ormus Greens: • Oat Grass • Barley and Wheat Grasses • Alfalfa • Yucca • Parsley • Spinach • Probiotic Culture • Peppermint • Whole leaf stevia (Learn more at the NaturalNews Store:) http://store.naturalnews.com/index…. You’ll notice this list contains no proteins, no added vitamins, medicinal herbs, enzymes or flavors. It’s just pure whole foods with a powerful probiotic culture that’s actually grown in-house by the SunWarrior company. Most health products that use probiotics, you see, add a powdered probiotic to the formula and just blend it in late in the manufacturing process. But SunWarrior makes their own probiotics and blends it into the recipe LIVE, before it goes through the drying process. Even the drying process is a patented “cold drying” process that helps preserve the natural nutrients in the ingredients. The taste? Rich! Now for the taste test: To me, SunWarrior Ormus Greens is extremely potent. It’s no doubt among the strongest tastes in the superfoods industry, and anyone who might be new to green superfoods would probably be overpowered by it if they drank it straight, just mixed with water. But anyone can benefit from Ormus Greens — at any taste tolerance level — by simply mixing it with other superfood products. For example, if you take the most delicious superfood powders like Delicious Greens or Emerald Balance and you mix in a spoon of SunWarrior Ormus Greens , you’ll immediately increase the nutritional potency of what you’re drinking. Over time, your taste will get used to the grassy taste, and you’ll find you can add an increasing quantity to your drink. Or, if you’re a hard-core raw foodie or superfoods guru, you can just drink Ormus Greens straight with water. Lots of people I know are already doing that, and even some elite athletes are pursuing this to rapidly alkalize their biochemistry in the hopes of gaining an edge in competition. But you don’t have to drink it this way: Feel free to mix it with other superfood powders to find the right mix that’s enjoyable for you! Hint: I like it mixed with fresh-squeezed orange juice right out of my Hurom Slow Juicer ( http://www.naturalnews.com/028232_H… ). Why grass? When it comes to green superfoods, grass is still King for a very important reason: Nothing absorbs a wider array of minerals than grass. Different plants absorb different minerals, of course. That’s why pumpkin seeds are a great source of zinc, for example: Pumpkins retrieve and store more zinc than most other plants. Similarly, amaranth is a great source of iron because that’s what it’s pulling out of the ground and embedding in its plant tissues. Grasses, it turns out, absorb some level of virtually all the minerals we know of, including platinum, gold and silver. But grasses can only absorb minerals when grown in a mineral-rich environment, and most U.S. farm soils are mineral deficient. When you grow grasses in a super mineral-rich sea bed like the ancient beds found throughout Utah, you end up with a grass that has a ridiculously high trace mineral profile. It’s a lot like drinking trace minerals except that through the miracle of plant chemistry, inorganic “raw” minerals are rearranged into “bioavailable” plant-based minerals that are more easily assimilated into the human body. Calcium from broccoli, for example, is far more easily absorbed than eating calcium from ground-up rocks and seashells. So the more mineral-rich your soils, the more minerals you get in the grasses. This is especially true with alfalfa , which has roots that can reach down as far as 30 feet, retrieving minerals that have been untapped by previous farming that pulled minerals mostly from the surface. Farming, in fact, might be described as a “mining process” that relies on plants to mine minerals out of the soil. Conventional farming is sort of like strip mining in that it pulls minerals out of the ground and carts them away without replacing them. Organic farming , on the other hand, relies on methods that replace the minerals through full-spectrum organic fertilizers, so you’re replenishing the soils after each crop. The SunWarrior Ormus Greens product uses grasses that pull full-spectrum minerals out of a rich sea bed of both macro and trace minerals. I wouldn’t be surprised if these grasses are among the most mineral-rich grasses found anywhere in the health products industry. (Ormus Greens is available at the NaturalNews Store:) http://store.naturalnews.com/index…. The Ormus Factor There’s something else about Ormus Greens that may be important to you: The Ormus factor. “Ormus” is a term used in some circles to describe what might be called “transitional-state metals” or “high vibration” gold, silver, platinum and trace minerals. Ormus researchers claim that “Ormus” represents a subtle but important state shift in these metals that gives them higher “frequency” or vibration. This is all considered fringe belief by conventional chemists, physicists and doctors, of course. But then again, they don’t believe in magnetic therapy, homeopathy or even medicinal herbs, either. Heck, they don’t even believe in telling their patients about Vitamin D! Personally, I don’t consider myself sufficiently informed about Ormus to explain what it is, but I hope to learn more in the near future. Here’s a description of Ormus from a website that seems to represent the currently-held beliefs about it ( http://www.life-enthusiast.com/ormus ) Ancient alchemical traditions and systems of natural medicine around the world describe how various preparations derived from precious metals enhance the life force, prana, or chi in the body, and thus produce extraordinary healing or rejuvenating effects for body, mind, and spirit. The art of creating the alchemical preparations made from precious metals has been passed on for thousands of years by adepts and spiritual seekers. Recently researchers confirmed that when some elements shift into an energetically modified form (ORMUS), they no longer display their ordinary metallic properties, but assume a non-toxic and easily assimilated form. Researchers theorize that these elements consist of atoms whose electron shells have been orbitally rearranged. It has been proven that they defy ordinary instrumental analysis and assay. Some ORMUS elements exist as an extremely stable, heat resistant, chemically inert, and non-toxic crystalline powder (i.e. monatoms/diatoms from metals, rocks, soils, and brines), others as oil-like liquids, or colloids (i.e. naturally charged colloids from from the air, fresh water, and plants). These elements are reported to tremendously enhance the vital life force (prana, or chi) in the body, and thus produce extraordinary holistic rejuvenating effects on the body, mind, and spirit. The elements contained in them may be derived from volcanic soils, sea salts, water, or precious metals using processes developed after years of research, or rediscovered from ancient traditions. In essence, then, Ormus is the result of a type of alchemical transformation of ordinary elements. Again, conventional chemists would scoff at this idea, pointing out that alchemists have been searching for ways to transmute one element into another (lead into gold, for example) for thousands of years, and none has ever succeeded. But Ormus isn’t really claiming one element is transformed into an entirely different element (on the table of elements, anyway). Rather, Ormus advocates say that minerals and metals are transmuted in a more subtle way that makes them safer (and even beneficial) for human consumption. What does all this have to do with SunWarrior Ormus Greens? The grasses used in the product are grown in mineral-rich sea beds that are rich with Ormus-type minerals and metals , says SunWarrior. In my opinion SunWarrior Ormus Greens stands on its own even without Ormus properties. To me, it’s good enough just to have all the amazing trace minerals, probiotics and cold-drying process to preserve the nutrients. If there really is Ormus in there, and if the Ormus really does raise my vibration level, then that’s just a bonus as far as I’m concerned. I’m not trying to downplay the Ormus factor here, by the way. This could very well turn out to be the all-important “vibration” factor that separates low-vibration foods from high-vibration foods. Perhaps in the next decade, someone will invent an Ormus meter that will show us something that has so far gone unseen. The invention of the microscope, for example, opened up a whole new world of scientific understanding about microbiology. The invention of the Ormus meter could theoretically set us on a whole new path of understanding about minerals and the “vibration” of foods. At present, however, I’m not aware of any instrument or (reliable) method by which Ormus can be measured or quantified. If there’s been some important new breakthrough in this area that I’m not aware of, please somebody correct me with a post to this article, because I’m sure we’d all like to know about it. Until then, if you’d like to pick up some SunWarrior Ormus greens , we have it available at the NaturalNews Store at a very competitive price, including 20% off for a 3-pack: http://store.naturalnews.com/index…. SunWarrior Ormus Greens is a fantastic superfood powder that’s obviously extremely rich in minerals (including trace minerals). The taste is intense, the nutrition is remarkably dense and the growing, harvesting and processing of this product’s ingredients follows a food production philosophy that’s as good as it gets in the world today. Enjoy your Ormus Greens!

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I no longer have health care. Could someone show this to a dermatologist and get back to me? http://twitpic.com/17lx53

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“What is real beauty? If the only definition of beauty is a certain facial structure or body type that only a miniscule percentage of people will ever attain, we’re all in trouble!” Read the full article, 3 Steps to Attain Inner Beauty” by Stacy Blackmon in the current edition of LiveLiving Christian Health and Wellness eMagazine, pages 8-9.

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(NaturalNews) The vast array of plants in nature includes carnivorous plants that kill to survive. How can a plant zap a flying or crawling insect? By using a highly evolved group of compounds and secondary metabolites to trap and absorb prey. Now Tel Aviv University researchers say they’ve found a way these natural plant compounds could benefit human health by fighting serious fungal infections. The Venus fly trap is probably the best known example of a carnivorous plant. Native to the tropics, these plants lure unsuspecting beetles, ants, flies and other creatures into a cavity filled with liquid that botanists call a “pitcher”. The instant insects fall into this trap, enzymes are activated that dissolve the bugs and provide the plant with needed nutrients, such as carbon and nitrogen, which can be difficult to extract from soil. For a study just published in the Journal of Experimental Biology , the Israeli researchers investigated the biology of the carnivorous plant Nepenthes khasiana , which is native to India. In a media statement, Prof. Aviah Zilberstein of Tel Aviv University’s Department of Plant Sciences concluded the compounds in this plant could serve as a new class of anti-fungal drugs for use in human medicine. That’s because the unusual natural compounds obtained from the plant’s pitcher — specifically those known as secondary metabolites — were found to be effective anti-fungal agents against human fungal infections that are often widespread in hospitals. According to the media statement, there is a need for additional broadly effective anti-fungal therapies because even mildly severe cases of athlete’s foot or other skin fungal infections can be difficult to cure with current drug therapies. The most serious aspect of fungal infections often occurs in hospitals, where thousands of Americans die annually from secondary fungal infections they acquired as patients. The idea that liquid from a carnivorous plant’s pitcher can prevent or treat infection is nothing new. In fact, the use of this substance has been recorded in the ancient folk literature of India, where people drink carnivorous plant pitcher “juice” as a general health aid. “There is a lot of room for developing compounds from nature into new drugs,” Prof. Zilberstein stated in the media statement. “The one we are working on is not toxic to humans. Now we hope to show how this very natural product can be further developed as a means to overcome some basic problems in hospitals all over the world.” For more information: http://www.aftau.org/site/News2?pag… http://www.naturalnews.com/fungus.html

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Spring is definitely here.   Just ask the crocuses, and the bees that are finding sustenance in them

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This is a super fast meal that is great after a long day when you want to eat – and eat fast! Ingredients 1 1/2 organic courgettes Fresh tuna steak Method: To make tuna and courgettes two-ways Chop the courgettes into 1cm discs and then slice in half to make little moons. Put a pan on the hob and let it get hot. Steam half of the courgette moons and put the other half into the hot pan with a little oil. When the fried courgettes are golden on the bottom turn them over. At the same time, add the tuna steak to the pan. Sear the tuna for 90 seconds on each side. Then serve with the steamed and fried courgettes and a squeeze of lemon juice.

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